INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina.
-(Zimbabwe)
2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward. -(Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not
with the father’s testicles. -(Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. -(Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know
her source of fresh air -(Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. -(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. -[Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. -(Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with a smelling fingers. -(Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Gabon)
11. The sun will shine on those who stand before it shines on those who kneel under them.
12. Only a fool tests the depth of a river with both feet.

WE STILL NEED TO TALK

The presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (rtd.),  said if elected, he would ban the importation of basic items like rice and tomato in order to enhance local production of the products.

He also said his administration would focus on agriculture, mining, infrastructure and job provision at the top of its economic agenda.

Buhari, who gave a summary of how he intended to revive the economy in a meeting with the Organised Private Sector in Lagos, said his government would place emphasis on three key issues of security, tackling corruption and reviving the ailing economy.

The meeting, which had all the key members of the APC in attendance, was hosted by the Lagos State Governor, Mr. Babatunde Fashola.

“How can Nigeria be importing virtually everything? How can we be importing even tomatoes? If I am elected, basic items like rice and tomatoes, which we have the capacity to produce, will be banned from being imported,” Buhari said.

The APC presidential candidate said his commitment to the Nigerian people would be governed by the highest consideration for how his policies would create jobs.

He also said he would focus on the provision of infrastructure such as power and roads.

Buhari, who said he agreed with the current administration on the privatisation of the power utilities, however, said there would be a need to also privatise the transmission segment.

According to him, the privatisation of the power sector has yet to achieve the desired result because after the handing over of the assets to private investors, the hard work to connect the various parts of the power chain, supply gas, install transformers and complete substations has not been done.

He added, “Our studies show that we will require no less than 200,000 trained personnel to support the initiative to provide power and light up Nigeria.

“Apart from the inherent direct employment that this will give, the reduction in the cost of production, the savings from self-generation by Nigerians, who currently spend a lot of their income on purchase of diesel and petrol to generate their own electricity, will reduce the burden on their disposable income.”

An existing plan to build a refinery in Lagos will be supported by the Federal Government, according to Buhari.

Another area of infrastructure investment that will receive attention, according to him, is road and highway construction from one end of the country to the other.

He said his administration would concentrate on roads and highways that linked the states, while state governments would be expected to connect their respective areas to the highways.

Buhari said, “Road construction alone will unlock value chain of opportunities for construction companies, builders, engineers, architects, quarry operators, cement and iron rod producers and suppliers.

“The successful opening up of Nigeria by the construction of new roads and highways will revive road transport, truck manufacture, tyre manufacture as well as engine oil and brake pad production on one hand. It will also create a demand for job for mechanics, drivers and those engaged in transport support businesses.

“We expect a revival of all the interstate economies to thrive across Nigeria, providing support to travellers by way of canteens, restaurants, farm produce etc.”

He, however, said because corruption was affecting the performance of the economy, he would tackle it headlong if elected into office.

According to him, the alleged $20bn missing crude oil proceeds, which was estimated to be equal to about N4.2tn, were nearly a year’s budget.

He said with N5m per vehicle, the amount could provide 840,000 patrol vehicles to help improve on the security of towns and villages across the country.

The APC presidential candidate also noted that the amount could provide 311,000 buses that could revolutionise the transport sector of the economy.

He said, “If the average cost of generating one megawatt of power is about $1.5m (excluding gas and distribution costs), $20bn would have brought us over 13,333MW of power. What a difference that will make in the country!

With the aforementioned, I believed we can all see that their is different between this man and Mr GEJ who allocated 35% of Nigerian Budget for his food. Also their is different between this man and a President who it is his wife that is ruling the country.

Please Nigerians, we are the only one who can make the different because we are the CHANGE.

VOTE WISELY AND LET YOUR VOTE COUNTS…

FUNNY or TRUE

At times I wonder if truly it is funny or I should say it’s what some of us sometimes did. Few to share with

CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and the landlord is still on your Mum’s neck cos of #12,000 HOUSE RENT in the village.

FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(what will you put inside the wallet)?

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos Mumu ) .

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wristwatch (Money speaking).

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and its only your gateman and House Maid were live there ( Political Armed Robber ).

TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter guard in a barrack ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).

IRONY :- Is having the Chairman of a Motorcycle Riders Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die now).

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel… ( Abegiii! Why can’t you wait for the pirated copy to come out now ).

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LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( It’s true love abi??? Hunger never dealt with you ).

DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say ” God created them for a purpose ” ( That’s a lie! Na money wey you go use buy Rat-gum or insecticide no dey ).

STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you didn’t tell anyone or comments so that others  can LAUGH too…………don’t stop the fun..

Though it’s funny but we all have one way or the other did some crazy funny act before.

Share your comments and let the fun continue

ISN’T IT STRANGE!!!

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Isn’t it strange how N500 (Naira) seems like such a large amount of money when we give it as offering, BUT such a small amount when you go shopping?

Isn’t it strange how 2hrs seem so long when you’re at place of worship BUT how short they seem when you’re watching a good movie?

Isn’t it strange that you can’t find a word to say when you’re to make supplication to God, BUT you’ve no trouble thinking of what to gist about with a friend?

Isn’t it strange how difficult & boring it is to read 1 Chapter of the scriptures, BUT how easy it’s to read 100pages of a popular novel/magazine or story book?

Isn’t it strange how everyone wants a front-row tickets to concerts, film house or games centre, BUT they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in the Holy gathering?

Isn’t it strange how everyone wants a place in Paradise, BUT they don’t want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?

Isn’t it strange how we send jokes in emails, BBM, Whatsapp, Facebook & they are forwarded right away, BUT when we are going to share messages about God, we think about it twice b4 we share it with others?

IT’S STRANGE, ISN’T IT?

Have u ever wondered😇what would have happened if we treat the Holy Book the way we treat our mobile phones?☎📱

Satan said “I wonder 💭how humans claim to luv 💖 God & disobey Him & claim they hate 💔 me yet they obey me

👉 Let’s build up our spiritual life cos its very necessary and it will strengthen more our soul.

If you miss heaven, you can never miss hell… Think about it. Hell isn’t a pretty place

Let us talk, Nigerian to Nigerian

As we enter a year, let us talk – Nigerian to Nigerian.

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Many of you believe that something is wrong with Nigeria. Many of you have given up. Some of you think this country can never be good; can never get better. And so you forgive politicians for stealing and for mediocrity – because you say to yourselves, they are all thieves, they are all selfish and nothing will change.

But is that really true?

It is not.

Many people ask me: why am I running for office again?

And I ask them – what has changed since I began this mission? Can you honestly, truly say to yourself that our country has changed for the better? Are our children safe when they go to school? Are our parents safe when we leave them at home? Is the naira in your bank account of greater value today than it was four years ago?

People accuse me of many things. But one thing they never accuse me of is corruption. They never accuse me of mediocrity. They never accuse me of lying.

I have led this country and I have a record. We were not perfect, but we were effective, and we solved problems, and we made Nigerians proud to be Nigerians.

In our government, we fought corruption, we stabilised the naira, and we shut down insurgencies. We shouldn’t forget so soon that there was Maitatsine ravaging the northeast and we dealt with it; we also over ran the Chadian rebels that invaded Nigeria. In our government we rebuilt industries.

Nigerians queued up and treated each other with respect; Nigerians took pride in our reputation for discipline. The world admired us. We were proud to be Nigerians.

Because they can’t attack my record, they accuse me of ethnic jingoism; they accuse me falsely of religious fundamentalism. Because they cannot attack our record, they accuse us falsely of calling for election violence – when we have only insisted on peace. And yet I was Head of State of this country and of course we never imposed Sha’riah. All my vice-presidential candidates have been either Igbo or Yoruba, and always Christian. I have and will continue to condemn those who burn God’s places of worship, be they churches or mosques and wish God’s judgment upon them. As your President, their punishment won’t stop there – we will also ensure such elements are found, are arrested and face the full wrath of the law as punishment for their crimes against our country.

So don’t let anyone attempt to blind you with fear so they can continue to plunder our nation’s resources, and to keep you away from the wealth that they share.

How can 219 girls be missing in our country, and our leader appears incapable of action? How can 12 young people die because they were looking for jobs in Abuja and justice is not met? How can so many corruption scandals remain unsolved?

How can we allow the cowards of Boko Haram take over any part of this country – a sovereign state?

What is going on here? In this our country? In a country that belongs to all of us?

This is very important to note: It doesn’t matter if you are Igbo, Yoruba, Ijaw, Hausa, Idoma, Efik, Ekwere, Urhobo Igala: neither does it matter if you are Christian, Muslim, animist or atheist: we need a new direction under a new leadership.

This is why I am running for the office of the president of Nigeria.

This is my promise: We will work hard and fast for you. Our children will go to school and they will return safe. Corruption will be a thing of the past and we will ensure that wealth goes around citizens in an equitable manner. Government will conduct itself in a disciplined and responsible manner; we will identify problems and fix them.

The task ahead will be challenging and daunting but it is surmountable. That is what leadership is about.

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My only desire is to prove to you that Nigeria can truly work. Allow me prove to you that in your lifetime, you and your children can be proud of this country.

Change is inevitable. The road to change however comes if we all go out on February the 14 to vote for the APC (All Progressives Congress) as the instrument of change.

Let me make you this promise today. We will protect your children. We will protect your wealth. We will make this country work again, for everyone.

My name is Muhammadu Buhari.

Vote APC. Vote Muhammadu Buhari.

God bless you all. God keep us strong.

2015 – The facts we need to know about what we leave behind

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Approximately a year ago, the clock ticked midnight. We all screamed happy new year,  Believing the year would bring us great things.
One day at a time the week, month and now year passed away, the things we prayed for, all we didn’t see, this makes us angry, sad and doubt the greatness of the upcoming year.

Let me take your mind back to what we went through. We survived a year,12 months, 52 weeks , 365 days, 8760 hours, 525600 minutes, 31,536,000 seconds.

Still think the year wasn’t good enough?
An average human takes about 20,000 breath a day and that’s about 7,300,000 a year, we took about 10,000 steps a day, that’s about 3,650,000 steps a year, not even talking about those of us that can walk for more than 20klm.
An average woman smiled about 62 times a day, that’s about 22630 times a year.
An average man smile about 8times a day, that’s because he spent more time to make his family, his lady smile even more and that’s about 2920 times a year, and somehow we did all this things and we are still doing them.

Still having doubt?
Go to Kaduna State (Nigeria) and see what boko haram did to many.
Go to hospital and see many missing one part of their body.
Go to the commentaries and see many talented young men and women dead and buried.
Despite the disasters, the challenges, the road accidents, boat and even plane crashes, we survived, or do you think you survived because you are very smart?

Yes 2014 some things we achieved not.
Yes 2014 some persons mocked us.
Yes 2014 some laughed at us.
Yes 2014 we came, we saw and we conquered.
We conquered because He was with us all the way and still with us.

My dear Readers, Friends, Family, Foes and Colleagues don’t live 2014 with regret, don’t feel sad about anything because if u wanna be sad there is always something to be sad about.
Smile and leave 2014 like a survivor, a victor, a favoured man because you know 2014 made way for greater things to happen in 2015.

Welcome to the year 2015. Where the greatest thing is yet to be Explored.

Smile cos you are There

BOKO-HARAM vs NIGERIAN

Scores of people were killed after a bomb exploded at about 6:55 am at the busy Nyanya Mass Transit Motor Park, Abuja and Nigerians are still in mourning.

The social media has been awash with messages of hope, prayers, and some blame trading as Nigerians try to come to terms with the act of terror.

Following the attack, Abubakar Adam Ibrahim posted a sobering update on Facebook.

“People who woke up with dreams and plans for the week only hours before have been reduced to tattered remains strewn on the grounds. Law abiding citizens, husbands, wives, dreamers, boarding buses to work, to pursue their dreams. But some maniacs set off a bomb and kill people, kill dreams. What can we do, Nigeria? What can we say? RIP, the departed,” he wrote.

Prayers were said for the departed.

“R.I.P to the Nigerians who lost their lives in today’s bomb blast at Abuja. It’s really sad,” @mzz_Portable wrote.

“Abuja bomb Blast: May the Merciful Lord give the families of the dead and the injured and their families, the strength to bear this tragedy,” @tyleye tweeted.

Also, @pastorNomthi, tweeted, “My heart goes out to the victims of the bomb blast in Abuja.May the Lord comfort their families &put an end to these explosions in Jesus name.”

Some folks like @chasideho were quick to lay blames.

“The Abuja bomb blast, FG is on top of d matter. Na so dem go continue to dey on top of the matter until d matter go climb their head,” he wrote.

The photo spree that followed the blast also drew the ire of some people like Abdullahi O. Haruna Haruspice who wrote:

“Those of us that rushed to snap the mangled and shred bodies of the victims, how are we different from the lunatic that denotes these bombs? What is your pride in these callousness? Ordinarily, people run from the scenes of bomb blast because there is always the likelihood of having another blast followed the first one. While you celebrate your photographic fantasies, watch your back as you may likely be the next victim.”

The police say that the explosion affected as many as 16 high capacity buses and other smaller vehicles, most of which where loaded with passengers.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that several dead bodies and human parts littered the ground in and around the park following the blast.

Meanwhile, President Jonathan has cancelled his trips and assured Nigerians that the Federal Government will bring the Boko Haram issues to an end.

GRAPHIC PHOTOS/VIDEO BELOW!!!

 

CELEBRITIES GOES COMMANDO WITHOUT UNDERWEAR

 

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These celebs don’t mind going commando! From Paris Hilton to Reese Witherspoon, many stars have taken the bold choice to ditch their undergarments. Click through the shocking gallery!

 

 

 

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Miley Cyrus

Split personality? One half of the singer’s Jean Paul Gaultier jumpsuit is all business, while the other features a sheer pant leg. To pull the look off, Cyrus had to forgo the undies! Spotted on Sept. 11, 2013 in London.

 

 

 

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Jennifer Lopez

Wearing a white gown with strategically placed slits, J.Lo went commando at the Parker movie premiere in Las Vegas in January 2013.

 

 

 

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Gwyneth Paltrow

Dare to bare! The actress rocked a sidebutt-baring dress to the Hollywood premiere of Iron Man 3 in April 2013, but had to ditch underwear to pull it off. “I kind of had a disaster,” she later told Ellen DeGeneres. “I was doing a show and I changed there, and I went and I couldn’t wear underwear. Let’s just say, everyone went scrambling for a razor.” She added to Jay Leno, “There was no underwear on in that dress. I put it on and it stayed in place, thank goodness.”

 

 

 

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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan gave fans an accidental peep show when she decided to ditch underwear and flashed her lady parts while stepping out of a boat at the 2006 Venice Film Festival.

 

 

 

 

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Kate Middleton

Oops! During her 2011 tour of Canada with Prince William, Kate Middleton inadvertently flashed her royal bum when a gust of wind caused her dress to fly up at the Calgary airport.

 

 

 

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Paris Hilton

The hotel heiress learned her lesson to always, always wear underwear after she flashed her private parts while climbing out of her car in Beverly Hills in August 2002.

 

 

 

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Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston’s man pulled a “Hamm” of his own while jogging in N.Y.C. in June 2013. Wearing gray sweats with no sign of underwear, the actor revealed a very noticeable outline of his privates as he ran.

 

 

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Reese Witherspoon

Witherspoon had a full moon moment when she flashed her butt while shopping in June 2013.

 

 

 

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Jenna Dewan Tatum

Channing Tatum’s wife skipped underwear and showed off her side-booty at the premiere of American Horror Story: Asylum in October 2012.

 

 

 

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Snooki

What happened at the shore, didn’t stay at the shore! While spending time with her roommates in August 2010, the Jersey Shore star rocked a Hustler baseball uniform, but revealed a little too much when she exposed her bare butt to the cameras.

 

 

 

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Britney Spears

Oops, she did it again! While watching her son’s soccer game in March 2013, the singer went without underwear and flashed her butt when the wind blew up her super-short dress.

 

 

 

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Eva Longoria

The actress stepped onto the carpet for the premiere of Jimmy P: Psychotherapy Of a Plains Indian at the Cannes Film festival in May 2013, accidentally flashing her lady parts to waiting fans and photographers as she pulled up her dress to avoid tripping. The next night, Longoria laughed off the incident, quipping, “Here’s my dress for tonight! No wardrobe malfuctions tonight!”

 

 

 

 

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Anne Hathaway

At the Les Miserables premiere in New York City on Dec. 10, 2012, the film’s leading lady accidentally flashed photographers while exiting her car outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. “It was obviously an unfortunate incident,” she said on the TODAY show following the media attention.

 

 

 

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Jaimie Alexander

Going commando, the actress (and Peter Facinelli’s girlfriend) definitely seemed to channel Gwyneth Paltrow’s shocking April 2013 look at the Nov. 4 premiere of Thor: The Dark World wearing a black Azzaro Couture gown with sheer paneling on the front and back.

NIGERIA THINK: Sleeping or Awake

IS CONFAB THE SOLUTION

It should be a touching mind when you read the news that ‘our’ Confab Delegate are now either sleeping or playing scrabble at a conference meant to map our future.

 

This anomaly is made more painful because their presence at the conference is paid for, it is not a service rendered out of patriotism.

I am sure most of us will be willing to collect only 5% of what they are being paid to sit in that conference hall and listen, or sleep and play scrabble.

Yes, there may or may not be a good motive behind calling for the conference – only God and the convener Uncle Jona can tell us about that.

But will we continue to watch the mockery of our collective intellects by aged people who might end up dying even before the report of the confab is typed?

We all raised noise over the ‘sleepin delegates’ drama, after pictures emerged showing delegates answering the call of nature while the nation is still boiling – killings all over, poverty everywhere!

The delegates seem to be saying:

lets play a game of scrabble

we have enough money, lets gamble

the nation can die! who cares?

abeg, lets sleep and play my dears!

Now, is it any wonder that the main issues they have raised at the confab are relating to their allowances and whether or not they will vote this way or that?

Weeks have gone and nothing has been gained by the average Nigerian, except those benefiting from the monthly (or weekly) bank alerts that seem to be the only thing keeping our scrabbling and sleeping delegates from going home in anger.

Polytechnic students will soon celebrate the 1 year birthday of the ASUP strike, Boko Haram gets more daring, Fulani vs Farmers war enters Season infinity, CBN and NNPC can’t reconcile our revenue, Baby Factories are sprouting like pubic hair, poverty is growing beards, APC and PDP turn us to pawn in a game of political chess…and the delegates are scrabbling and sleeping!

My brothers and sisters, don’t you think it is time we take our destinies into our hands?

I do not mean taking to the streets, but taking to the streets of our collective creativity, starting something, no matter how small, as we await the 2015 battleground.

Yes, it will be a battle ground because they are already sharpening PDP-istic and APC-cious knives, dividing us to rule us.

Open your eyes, and be the change you want to see in Nigeria.