At times I wonder if truly it is funny or I should say it’s what some of us sometimes did. Few to share with
CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and the landlord is still on your Mum’s neck cos of #12,000 HOUSE RENT in the village.
FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(what will you put inside the wallet)?
STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos Mumu ) .
WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wristwatch (Money speaking).
WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and its only your gateman and House Maid were live there ( Political Armed Robber ).
TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter guard in a barrack ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).
IRONY :- Is having the Chairman of a Motorcycle Riders Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die now).
FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel… ( Abegiii! Why can’t you wait for the pirated copy to come out now ).
LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( It’s true love abi??? Hunger never dealt with you ).
DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say ” God created them for a purpose ” ( That’s a lie! Na money wey you go use buy Rat-gum or insecticide no dey ).
STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you didn’t tell anyone or comments so that others can LAUGH too…………don’t stop the fun..
Though it’s funny but we all have one way or the other did some crazy funny act before.
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